| me: | i don't like him |
| me: | i don't like him |
| me: | i don't like him |
| me: | i don't like him |
| him: | hi |
| me: | sweet jesus why are you perfect |
if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
(Source: oshead, via onlymoonasphyxiation)
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
(Source: doodoomar, via onlymoonasphyxiation)
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
(via rnozzarellasticks)
you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
(Source: voldegort, via rnozzarellasticks)
making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever
(Source: vans-supreme, via donuthate)
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
(via loonythestrals)
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
(Source: kitteecat, via orgasm)
The awkward moment you realize he programmed a room based off the guy who owns PLAYBOY.
(via forever90s)
